URNotAlone

post dramatic tress syndrome

September 27th, 2006 6:58 pm MDT

pop quiz no. 2

what face shape is most ideal ?

1 round
2 oval
3 square
4 long
5 diamond
6 heart
7 trapezoid (fun houses only)
if you picked oval go to the head of the class

who says the oval is ideal ?

1 hairdressers
2 photographers
3 make-up artists
4 plastics surgeons
5 patrons of hooters
6 my uncle brunhilda
if u picked 1 thru 4 ur both cute and smart

why is the oval shape ideal ?

1 most balanced
2 rolls better than the square
3 softer lines
4 fewer angles
5 looks like a nascar track
6 i don't know- i'm blonde
if u picked 1,3, and 4 your good, very good

what can i do to balance my wide face

1 use a side part ( center of the pupil )
2 use full or partial bangs
3 use waves or curls ( softens features also )
4 use shorter lengths
5 buzz cut it - i'm a diva i can wear anything
if you picked 1 thru 4 your a very clever girl

what can i do to balance my long my face

1 use center part (mostly for those in their 20's or younger )
2 use wispy bangs if any bangs at all
3 use straighter styles
4 use longer lengths
5 use pinkish mohawk to balance your brazilian bikini wax
if u picked 1 thru 4 again ur smart for such a young thing

hair should balance with

1 face shape and size
2 checking account
3 body size and heighth
4 7" wedgies
5 bust and booty size
if u picked 1 and 3 u can go to recess early

special circumstance styles for the trapezoid faces

1 blue beehives fm any star trek episode
2 distract eye with low cut tops and show lots of leg
3 asymmetrical styles with ponytails on top of the head
4 get out of the fun house NOW
5 commit "hairy cairy"
6 non of the above
if u picked 6 u must be in mensa

all face types can be beautiful. most people are blends of types of face types. remember center parts are hard to wear and less flattering, unless u are 20 something or younger, a diva, or a supermodel. one last thing, a wig with a center part worn to far forward will look like a wig, and u don't want to look like my uncle brunhilda. sorry uncle.