URNotAlone

low voting explained by my uncle hazel mcnuht

November 5th, 2006 5:11 pm MST

dear luaren

i gave u a 1 in jan. because, i don't have a life !
i gave u a 2 in feb. because, i had a life this month, but it sucked !
i gave u a 3 in mar. because, u had way too many 10's
i gave u a 4 in apr. because, jealously overcomes me when the pharmaceuticals wear off.
i gave u a 5 in may because, your very pretty for your age, but i have low standards to live up to.
i gave u a 6 in june because, it is personal and i want to win this month. karma ? what karma ? u mean carmann ghia ? karma sutra ? what ?
i gave u a 7 in july, because my parole officer "henrietta low botomy" says "i must tell you truth even if it hurts".
i gave u an 8 in aug. because, i'm praying less at the porcelain alter at the church of st. bacardi and ur looking better, honey.
i gave u a 9 in sept. because after the third anger management class, i can forgive u for being taller, younger, and prettier than me.
i did't give u a 10 in oct. because, 10's are overated don't u think ? even miss america doesn't get all tens. ok, ok, i'm signing up for that advanced anger management class. see u soon dear.

love,
your uncle hazel