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horny, but not for ewe

February 18th, 2007 5:52 pm MST

raise your hands or your hoves if you read articles in the sj merc or time mag telling of research that says 7 to 10% of rams are gay (8% time), 1 in 5 are bi, 15% asexual. just a slight majority are straight. this is a big problem for ranchers. apparently not for the rams though, they don't care if they are "breeders" or not. the researchers found the "sexual dimorfic nucleus" in gay rams look more like a ewes. in other articles i have read, researchers found gay male brains look like female brains in certain areas. this will take some wind out of the sails of the religious right that say it's a choice and can be cured or changed. maybe their churches will set up counseling for the gay rams. of course this may have expensive RAMifications as there are many other species that have the same percentage of gay,bi,asexual animals in there ranks. however the study found that the rams didn't act girly. hmmmm. is there gender disphoria in animals ? how do you test for that?  is tgism in humans nature or nurture. got any ideas?


here in sunny california, vets are seeing an increase in bulls seeking udder transplants, saying they just want to lactate now and then. and in texas, some roosters are on strike, saying they wish to lay an egg once in awhile, like some politicos. some hens in utah have wattle envy and are seeking wattle enhancing surgery. isn't diversity wonderfull ?

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  • MilĂ©s Monet
    Re: horny, but not for ewe Milés Monet February 19th, 2007 8:40 pm MST

    And a moo moo here and a quack quack there.... But what about the cows that are really chickens? Maybee the cows want to lay eggs?  Have'nt you ever wanted to get milked? This is a far more incedious problem than we imagined. It is cross species. Personally I think I am a dog, (so do a lot of men), I really get into smelling things. My wife is an ocelot and my cat is a naughty little slut, the dog is a real pig. And the kids, well they are from a different planet completely.

     

    Yours

     Melissa

    Woof woof, pant, woof woof woof! 

     

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