Alisha Marie
Journal Entries for Alisha Marie
Ohhh that smell.
October 22nd, 2006 3:24 pm MDT
That smell is freshly cooked pecan brittle and its heavenly to say the least. We used to make peanut brittle by the truckload, gave it away during the holidays as gifts.....Two things changed that routien; one was it seemed a lot of others had the same idea and very abruptly, all the farmers around the area here quite growing peanuts. Long gone were the days gleaning the heaping mounds of peanuts when the harvesters got clogged and they cleaned the chutes......Always having the native American spirit deep within, I was taught how important the pecan crop was to many tribes winter survival. Many followed the rivers and flood basins as the trees matured yet another source of protien. I wondered if pecans could replace the peanuts in gourmet quality brittle last winter and found that not only could they, they made a far superior product.....I have been scouring the city parks, abandonded fields, native trees along farm to market roads and everywhere else that they may be planted in search of natures gem. To my surprize, I've found better than 50% of the doors I knock on and request to pickup the nuts on a 50/50 share basis, let me have them all. So far the crop has been very high quality and fair to middlin quanity.....I have dozens and dozens of loyal fans and have been told I should market the brittle as its the best. At least thats what everyone thats tried it has told me.......Anybody interested in that? Write me with "BRITTLE" in the subject line and we'll chat.
They eagerly await
October 19th, 2006 2:35 pm MDT
This has been a very chattie week here in boonieville south Texas. Lots of comments about what I'm gonna do to shock the locals this Halloween. We have been invited to a huge party where the uppercrust gather and socialize. Popped in a couple years back and made the night in my Nurse Betty outfit. Thinking about the stripper from American Pie.....Wedding. She was dressed as a lady cop. Yep.....thats the ticket, sure to bring lots of laughs and smiles. Now where did I put the cuffs?
Happy Labor Day weekend everyone!
September 3rd, 2006 12:31 pm MDT
Just a quick note to the masses past and present, that did and do the daily grind that makes this country so wonderful to be a part of......Kickback weekend all hunkered in here in the boonies. A change is in the air as its been comfortable since Friday here...FINALLY...early cool front is about mid state and headed this way with the hope for rain. Fahitas, bacon wrapped filets, peppers, and taters have been cooked to perfection over pecan and mescete (sure thats spelled wrong...and I'm a native Texican) and its time to enjoy the lockin to its fullest.......Been playing "hide from the neighbors" as they work at clearing the south Texas brush from the adjoining trac of land.....still hard to get used to having to be careful whislst out and about in the yard and gardens and I know the smells from the pit had them drouling over there.....thought they were gonna peek over and ask whats on the grill and find me in weekend homebody attire.....pinkOflage short shorts and a matching themed tank top with the girls firmly pouched up in my daily wear fav bra....its truely like a trainer to me as it seems they just keep growing and growing and growing since wearing it routienly.....must be someting in the well water huh. PEACE and PROSPERITY to ALL! Alisha
GNO
August 29th, 2006 4:04 pm MDT
Hey gang, the San Antonio chapter of Texas Active TG's is holding its monthly Girls Night Out this comming Saturday, the 2nd of September at the Bermuda Triangle here in the Alamo City. We try to arrive at the club by 10:30 pm, Sometimes earlier, rarely later.......If you are in town that night and have your party dress and dancing heels on, come on down and join the sisterhoods party......The BT is on El Mio, just off the n/w corner of San Pedro, just north of downtown. Always a great time!;) Alisha "Grambo" Marie
Not to be believed
July 30th, 2006 5:30 pm MDT
No matter what they promise you in the sales pitch......never..I repeat NEVER build for yourself.... or allow someone to build for you, a pond/watergarden that needs a liner joined together with "pond tape" seaming material! Four years ago, I built our first and made the error of seaming 2 smaller liners into one.....mind you I followed the instructions to a T and then some for additional safety..........all for not as the phucker developed leaks after a year and we bandaided them......more developed over time and they we reapaired aswell. This game came to a nasty end last week when the Iris and Elephant Ear plants that took over the boggs......weaseled roots through the seam.....found terra firma and EXPLODED!!! Water is precious everywhere....but even more so here (Still dryer than a popcorn fart in my neck of the boonies). We gave into the 100 gallon+ a day lose when it turned into 200 gallons a day. Thankfully, I built the bog shelf on the end with the seam so if it did fail.....the pond would still be at least 18" deep. We drained the bugger down...just below the seam...after moving all the bogg shelf plants to a kiddie pool. Enginering on the fly...I dumped plans of another bubble gum repair and instead.....ripped off the small end of the liner and built up a berm where the bog shelf began. Now the pond is split into two innerconnected bodies and the new seam is at surface level....sealed 2 ways with 100% silicon rubber and only submerged when the pond is maxed out full...and thats great as it works best an inch below max and that CAN'T leak YEAH!!!!...........Bout killed me and the misses though.....two days in 100+ heat with damn near matching humidity....but now our comfort level is way back up and the redesign by necessaty is a nice improvement to boot. Sure as hell pissed Charlotte off several times as she had a work of art web from the Irises to the drought killed Sycamore limb above.....shes a huge garden spider for those of you that have stayed with my mind melted by south Texas heat rambelings.......And for those of you that have......a hot bath....close shave later....ole bubba is gone for the night and a sweet happy smooth Alisha has taken over. Peace to all and to all a great night!
Matching outfits......
July 10th, 2006 4:04 pm MDT
....Pink-o-flauge shorts with matching tanktops on close out from the Family Dollar store..$13.00.....matching toenail polish in RED RED RED...$4.50.....the look on the soon to be new neighbors faces when they say us together picking veggies....PRICELESS!!!....They know we live alone as our kids are grown and have flown from the nest. In my heels I'm 6'5" and tip the scales about 210lbs.... Not your average woman by any stretch of the imagination. We finished up errands early this past Saturday and locked the world outside the gates and had a wonderful girls locked in weekend. Spent time watching great flicks,,"To Wong Fu"..."Sorority Boys"..."Hedwig and the Angry Inch" and "Bird Cage".....in the cooler hours of late afternoon we grilled meat and veggies as we swilled some fine burbon...mine with lemonaide and hers with DC. The smell from our BBQ always causes boonieville traffic to slow for a deep whiff of the pecan smoke that drifts roadward. We are deep in the lot and have 15 years worth of thirsty landscaping between us and their prying eyes....could run around naked and they would never know. What made this weekend special was just like the previous dozen and the dozen before them....being accepted...being encourgaged....and being loved for being me, by my best friend...my lover...my wife!
Neighbors
July 5th, 2006 2:56 pm MDT
Thats a word that has been alien too us since 1991. We moved to the boonies and thought the day would never come that we would have them.....people right next door. In the past 15 years, lots within a few hundred yards sold and folks moved in, but we still had privacy. I filled the freezer more than once with deer and wild hogs from the brush covered landscapes surrounding us. But as humanity encroached, the critters became harder to see. Not like I'm a danger to them anymore, as I have sold off the weapons of wildlife destruction, and bought dresses. A man bought 2 lots next door to us and began clearing the south Texas brush. Thankfully he is gonna build on the far lot and leave the one between us alone...kinda sorta...as hes already cleared everything within 5' of the property line. Kinda strange to hear voices in the woods. Scary thing is wondering how hes gonna react to seeing me in heels and panties out by the pond feeding the fish, or picking veggies in the garden behind the ponds. Never mind the painted toenails, pierced nipples and ears, necklace, bracelets, anklets and rings I always have on.....even in drab time. Hey.....I was here first, he has to get used to me! Both of me!
TG....me?
June 3rd, 2006 1:57 pm MDT
Well gang, its been a long 4 weeks here in south Texas.....parts are flooded and parts are parched, but thats Texas. This ole bubba gets to shed the drab and dawn the fab tonight and take the group out on the town. Less than an hour to launch time......To me; TG means Temporary Girl, as I know it goes way beyond crossdressing alone. Inside me lives a creature that loves the times out with sisters....but has to lead that day to day grind as Bubbalicious. So with that in mind, all I can say is "Thanks for the TG times, as they keep me sane inbetween". Any of y'all in the Alamo City tonight....come join us at the Bermuda Triangle....10ish to closing. ;) Alisha
June Girls Night Out
May 22nd, 2006 2:16 pm MDT
We (San Antonio Active TG's) will be having our monthly GNO (girls night out) on the 3rd of June. We will be heading to the Bermuda Triangle here in the Alamo city and usually arrive about 10:30ish PM. Any of y'all in town for that date should make plans to join us. The Bermuda Triangle is SA's hottest lesbian night club and we have always been welcomed with huge smiles and open arms. They have a nice dance floor and play a variety of great music, a couple pool tables, dart boards and a wonderful private patio out back for breaks from the action inside. The cover is minimal and the drinks are cheap and stout. Break out something colorful girls and join us for a great night of seeing and being seen in our fab femme forms!
Making mountains outta mole-hills
May 5th, 2006 1:25 pm MDT
I'm wanting to try a cleavage enhancing gizmo we saw a Wallie-World, but wanted to ask if any of y'all have any first hand experiance using them.....They are small silicon pads (like a pair of "curves") that have an adhesive that sticks them to your titties and then with a hook thingie....they can be pulled together to draw whatever natural titties one has into heaping mounds of eyepopping cleavage.....I damn near bought them for our last GNO, but was running tight on surplus coins then. I fiddled with them and actually dropped one onto the floor and IT STUCK like it was glued.....took a couple minutes to peel it off and I don't want to loose layers of skin from my titties. So if you have used and hated, used and loved them.....please tell me your experiances. Thanks girls and Happy Cinco De Mayo from northern Mexico.....aka southern Texas.
SOSDM
May 1st, 2006 5:07 pm MDT
That stands for same-ole-stuff-different-month. I see that a new month of rating one another has emerged and yet again.....the gal at the top of the rankings for a "Couple" has no photo of herself and her SO, makes no mention of her SO, and is in fact on the "prowl" for fun without her SO.......I sure hope the heads in charge find a few moments during the Fetish Fair in Florida to kick around who can list as a "couple", and who can't. Don't get me wrong folks, I have no asperations of seeing us in the spotlight....I just find it miffing that those that do list as a "Couple" have no proof that they in fact are part of one. Just saying is all.
Its a fish fry
April 29th, 2006 2:59 pm MDT
No; we are not inviting y'all to dinner....its the mirical of ponding. We have 2 ponds running and 2 more in construction here at the casa. The smaller one is one of those 100 gallon injection moulded plastic jobs you can get at the big box stores (I found this one as road-kill....man said it leaked and he was always having to add water......well in south Texas....its called evaporation, as its water tight for me and the huge lilly keeps the water shaded enough to slow the evaporation.....now if I could just keep the dogs from drinking it down I'd be all set). It was set up for isolating new fish for a couple weeks before introducing them to the main pond (2,000 gallons.....made with 24,000 pounds of rocks cemented together with 6,000 pounds of concrete over a skeleton of 500 pounds of rebar woven into the core.....and lined with Firestone PondGuard liner. We have 2 koi and a few dozen comets, sarasas, and shubunkins in the big pond and low and behold "Butterfinger" is a girl and "Wallie" (came from Wal-Mart) is a boy and they must have gotten frisky a few weeks back as the shallows are teaming with baby kio......the newest to hatch about as long as an eyelash and the oldest already over an inch long. The pond is been running 4 years now and the 16 varieties of plants have become dense enough to provide safety for the fry from the other fish. I know the southern leopard frogs and the soon to loose the tail sized tadpoles are gonna take a toll on the babies. Maybe next time I find stripped racers (snakes) chowing on the frogs and giant taddies; I'll leave them be....... Now its time to get serious about the next pond to come on line (its right at 3,000 gallons and should be big enough to grow out the best of the baby koi to market size). Sitting by the ponds, listening to the waterfalls, feeding the tadpoles and fish, watching the dragonflys skim the surface and so many other facets of having watergardens can turn the worst day into history in just a few minutes. I've been daydreaming of doing this for a living for almost 3 years. We have some folks hiring us to build them a monster (3,500 gallons) pond in May, and know that if one or two of thier friends at the wedding party buy one and then have a party.....and one or two of their friends buy one and have a party.......we will finally be doing what we love for profit and giving people the greatest therapy in the process. And then we will be able to finish out the monster near the back of the property (its going to be a 13,000 gallon show piece, sure to blow minds).
One more week!
April 29th, 2006 11:42 am MDT
Until the San Antonio chapter of the Texas Active TG's group hosts its monthly GNO (girls night out) here in the Alamo city. We have girls from Great Britian comming to town and they asked to see the sights and party at the Bonham Exchange. Its a historic 3 story building right smack in the heart of downtown,,,a stones throw from the Alamo. It features 3 levels of wild and crazy party-goers dancing, drinking and flirting the night away. Its primarily a gay/lesbian night club, but we have always had great times there in the past and always see several TG's in the mix. If you saw the movie "Miss Congenialty" you might remember the scene where the girls went out for and night of dancing and drinking....did the wardrums paint dance....thats the Bonham's main dance floor! The main group of us will arrive around 10PMish and stay until closing. Any of y'all in the area that night are welcome to come by and join us for whats surely going to be an unforgetable night of seeing and being seen. Best estimates for our party size right now is between 15 and 25 confirmed to go. Hope to see more!!!;) Alisha
I love to give Hummers
April 11th, 2006 3:35 pm MDT
All the chow they can possibly drink. We have been feeding Hummingbirds for over 15 years now, but this has to be the very best season ever! We are literally overrun with the little dudes. Just yesterday we went out and found two more of the feeders that mount directly on the window. As I'm typing this, there are two beautiful males.... one red throat and one purple throat feasting side by side just 18 inches away from me. The sun reflecting off their neck bands is a collage of irredescent colors. Yesterday; they were actually drinking from the feeders as I held them in my hands trying to get the little suction cups in place...... We must have no less than 80 of the little winged marvels between all the feeders right now and that does not take into account all the natural plantings we have that attract and nourish them aswell.....Update on the Purple Martins....we have 10 of the available 12 rooms occupied with a pair and will definately be setting up another condo this comming winter to be ready for the next season.......Update on the bunnies... mama cottontails are now beginning to bring droves of youngins with them each night to chow on the goodies we put out for them and the cracked corn the birds fling out of the feeders each day.....Been a couple weeks since we have seen deer behind the fence, but thats probally due to the drought and the herd of dawgs we have to keep riffraff away from the ranchette here in south Texas.........And I bet some of y'all clicked the story thinking I was gonna be talking about that other Hummer and I'm not talking about the gas guzzeling SUV.
Couples listing
April 10th, 2006 6:10 pm MDT
This is just yet another of my personal observation/opinion/bitch/gripe/complaints....I even conversed with Jon a week back and got his input about my thoughts...they consoled me for a few days but now my thoughts have resurfaces like that nagging tooth ache that won't go away.....The 2 ladies that have led the pack in the catagory for couples so far this month have varied offerings as to the level of acceptance they enjoy from their SO's. One kinda accepts and the other does, so they state. So where in the conglomeration of photos that they have posted do they show a single shot of them in femme with their SO? ZIP/ZILTCH/ZERO/NADA one!....Jon indicated that some gals use that listing so as to throw off the lurkers/posers/fiends that pounce upon ladies with the ususal "whatcha wearing"....."wanna see my cock"......"wanna do me tonight"......etc.etc.etc come-ons by indicating they are in a relationship with a SO and not looking for lust in all the wrong places......Well Houray for you, but if thats the reasoning behind listing your profile as a couple either chit or get off the pot and lets see those ladies behind your being a lady! I see lots of attractive gals that post here and place the hurdles that should keep gentlemenly types in check with "not looking for men"......"not interested in men"...and so on phrases in their profiles......I salute y'all for the courage and intestinal fortitude to go out there on that limb and not use the being a couple guise for selfprotection if that is in fact not the case.
Got my ass kicked
April 1st, 2006 8:03 am MST
Thursday afternnoon I was out back digging the last of the soil out of the 3rd pond we are about to bring to life when it hit me like a freight train....a dull throbbing pain made its first appearance in one of my lower back teeth....I leaned over against the shovel and wondered what the heck that was all about. As quickly as it hit, it was gone and I forgot about it within a few minutes. With the pond excavated to a depth of about 40 inches and plenty deep for the future koi, I headed in to hunt for a liner and main pump on-line. Like a bolt of lightening, the pain returned and began to bother me...I searched both ASK and GOOGLE for home remedys for toothache and decided to try the hydrogen peroxide and hot saltwater rinse. Amazingly it worked for awhile and was able to continue my hunt for pond products. Within a hour, the pain returned with a vengence and gave no sign of submitting to home remedys. The strongest stuff in the house was Advil, I took 3 of them and they helped somewhat. I looked high and low for signs of a cavity in the tooth and found nothing outta line. No food particles (I'm a flosser), no popcorn hulls, nada visable sign of why this tooth hurt......Thursday nights sleep was not to be had as the pain was unbearable....kicked my ass!!....Friday morning our daughter asked us to come over and help her hang her new curtains. It was all I could do to keep from crying over there. With the favor done, my "I'm tough and can hack it" attitude surrendered and I ran like a scalded dog for the dentist.....first time in almost 18 years. She shot a couple pics of the tooth, and found nothing wrong. She poked and proded around and announced she could see an infection in the gum around the tooth and prescribed antibiotics and pain pills. Told me it would take 24 hours before the anti's began taking effect and reducing the swelling that was causing the pain. It seemed as if every person in south Texas was at the pharmacy and they told me it would be a couple hours before it was ready.....two of the worst hours of my life later, we returned and had another hour wait in line before we made it to the pickup window. A mad dash to the drinking fountain followed and I took one each of the meds. Two hours later I took a second pain pill and finally found relief......I slept through the night and the offending tooth is better now....just a 1&1/2 on the pain scale now and survivable. This ordeal gave me a new insight to the movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks, where he damn near died from an infected/impacted tooth. And that reminds me of how he got his start in entertainment......playing a crossdresser in Boosom Buddies. Must be the meds making me babble and bore y'all.......The day is saved, and later tonight, we are having our Girls Night Out here in San Antonio. Hope to see y'all there in colorful spring duds! ;) Alisha
Defusing a volital situation
March 27th, 2006 2:36 pm MST
After shutting down the Bout Time club in north Austin last Saturday night, and putting a couple drunk rednecks out front in the parking lot on notice they were about a hop/skip/and/jump away from having their asses kicked by the ole AGT "Amazon Granny Trannie"; lil ole me for messing with my sisters, we finally loaded up and headed south to our favorite stop on the way outta town. On the far south side of town, at the William Cannon Rd. exit, there in the early morning sky was our beacon glowing brightly and beckoning us in. Whataburger!!! There was a huge difference this time, instead of finding we had the joint to ourselves and a handful of others, it was PACKED with customers. A new member of our GNO's was in the lead vehicle with me and she was already alittle shaken up over the confrontation back at the bar and I could feel her growing fear of heading inside the restaurant. When the rest of the caravan arrived I suggested that maybe we would skip the ritual stop this time and just head on to our friends house for the afterparty.......Jennifer sprang from the rocket and said "pkuck that girl, we are going in"! I turned to tell Gaby that everything was gonna be ok as I had a failsafe way of dealing with situations like this. I always bring up the rear of the line to act as a last line of defense if need be.... Gaby and I and my wife watched from the cars as the crowd of damn near 40 mostly teens to early 20's year old black kids errupted into hysteria after they watched the main group walk in. It seemed as if everyone of the kids had camera phones and they were shooting photos like no tomorrow....After about 3 minutes, this one kid came running out the front door and was hollering at even more of his buddies off to the side...."Did y'all see that bunch of crazy tranny bitches"? I told Gaby to pay attention as it was time for us to head in and I was about to put the fear in them......"Hey BROTHER; all us VICE COPS get hungry too"! He took one look at me and rushed back to announce to the rest of his buddies that we were the POPO. Their attitude changed in the blink of an eye! That line in various forms has served me well numerious times in the past. Try it and you will be amazed how quickly ignorant jackasses and rednecks shut the phuck-up! But you have to be believable girls in the delivery.....like a drill sargeant....BARK BARK! ;) Alisha
300 characters
March 24th, 2006 3:39 pm MST
Thats what the great folks in control of URNA have given each and every one of us to utilize in making comments to fellow members in that section of our profiles. Thats about 4 full lines of text that shows up after hitting send to the member. I really enjoy checking out the newest members featurette in the afternoon, hoping to see somebody we personally know, somebody we wished we knew, or best yet; somebody close to home that we would like to have join us for fun filled Girls Night Out events. Occasionally I come across somebody that is in that list and send a heartfelt welcome along with some positive comments and occasionally an invite to join our group. I always seem to have to go back in and rewrite the post as I always hit that 300 character limit. Not bitching nor complaining mind you, I just like to give 110% effort in things I take time to do....... However, today It hit me like a ton of bricks! On damn near every single new members comments section, I read the same post, written over and over and over again. There might have been one word, no more than two that varied on occasion from the rest. Another thing that struck me oddly was the fact that the cut and paste style comment never contained more than 30 characters in content. Thats at best a 10% effort to make somebody feel good about joining. So that must not be the point of their effort. Their effort or intent is what I call that "Trooling"! Y'all know that term; thats what fishermen do, dangle bait on a hook hoping to get a bite from a fish. But the bait here is a warm fuzzy thats not always sincere and the bite is the new join, rushing in to return the favor of giving back that "heres a 10 for you babes"! ;) Alisha (call it as I see it) Marie
Calling all TG's from Texas and beyond to...
March 19th, 2006 5:57 pm MST
Saturday the 6th of May 2006, the San Antonio chapter of Texas Active TG's is having its monthly GNO (girls night out) right smack in the middle of downtown, a stones throw from the historic Alamo!!! We are going to to take over the loudest, craziest and wildest alternative lifestyles club in the city, if not the State. The Bonham Exchange; a historic 3 story building that was used in the filming of the movie; "Miss Congenialty" when all the girls went out for beer and pizza and did the paint dance. Our darling sister Jay, from across the pond (London) asked for this and we agreed as its a landmark club destination for folks from all over the planet. If enough interest is shown in this, we may again rent the entire 9th floor of the Clarion Riverwalk hotel, with private balconies and a party deck that over look all of down town SA. Last year it cost partygoes that desired sleeping accomadations about $30.00 a head....BYOB! It may be slightly more this year as the hotel revamped the place since. My wife and I have gone to the Bonham several times and it truely rocks! This is a not to be missed event for anybody that every needed a reason to visit the Alamo City. Interested individuals can e-mail me and I'll provide more details as they materialize and become available. ;) Alisha
Busted
March 4th, 2006 9:34 am MST
My wife and I just got home from a morning of non-stop yardsale browsing. The weather here has been hot and dry and thuslyso, it seemed as if the entire community had the same idea....have a yardsale. Two local churches had dozens and dozens of folks hawking their goods and everywhere we drove through neighborhoods, several more individuals were set up in front yards aswell. The first comment came at the Methodist church, a man I helped fix a water well for, found me looking through the racks of ladies attire and asked if it was October already. I told him not just yet, but one could'nt pass up on designer dresses for a buck or two. He then goaded me a little and asked about the dress I had in my hands, would I wait until Halloween to wear it, to which I replyed (truth in jest) "We are going out to a lesbian club tonight with a couple dozen guys like me". I headed to pay and the nice church lady at the register told me "I think you will look wonderful in that sweetie". Now that put a smile on my face and I can hardly wait for the hours to pass. We are going out; the sisters of SAGNO San Antonio Girls Night Out and if y'all are in town tonight, we will be at the Bermuda Triangle.
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