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The Rabbit and The Blonde

April 15th, 2007 5:16 pm MDT

Ok, now I know many of you probably heard this before, but when I heard it for the first time last week, I thought it was sooooo cute, I just had to post it. So here it is, my version from memory.

A man is driving down the road when a rabbit jumps out in front of his vehicle. The man, a true animal lover, tries desparately to avoid hitting the rabbit, but to no avail he hits the rabbit and kills it. The man gets out and while standing over the dead rabbit weeping, a blonde drives up and asks what's the matter. The man tells her he loves animals and killed this rabbit, and he feels so terrible. The blonde say," Just a minute", runs back to her car and returns with a spraycan. She quickly sprays the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, runs 10 feet, turns and waves, runs another 10 feet, turns and waves, runs another 10 feet, turns and waves and continues this until it reaches the forest. Astonished, the man asks," What is in that can that brought that rabbit to life?"

Are you ready for this?

Sit down before you read the answer.

You're not going to believe this!

The blonde shows the can to the man. The label on the can reads,

                                            " HAIR SPRAY"

                 " RESTORES DEAD HAIR TO LIFE AND GIVES PERMANENT WAVE"

Hope I made you smile, Huggs, Jill