URNotAlone

That's Super!

February 1st, 2008 5:11 pm MST

Our concerned and over-protective government is finally doing something for me that I can feel good about.

The timing is uncanny. Two days before the Superbowl, Senior Senator Arlin Specter (R)

makes his announcement that he plans on digging deep to the New England Patriots “Spygate” thingy. Apparently he is curious as to why the NFL said to destroy those cheat tapes. Go get ‘em Arlin!

May I call you Arlin, or must it be Senior Senator Specter?

Dude!

I have been hearing about how Eli and “Big Blue” have what it takes to win the big game. I never really had any doubts. That patriotic team from Foxboro is going to win. I think the Senate Judiciary Committee just cemented it.

Sigh of relief.

If for whatever reason that the team that has managed to win every game that they had played so far this season was feeling a little uninspired, bringing this stuff up at this time will be the nudge that would wake The Brady Bunch up.

Arlin is obviously a Patriots fan. Band Wagoner!

Also obvious is my allegiance to the Pats. There are a few nice things about living in New England all of my life and being smart enough to not be a Cowboys fan.

That was a personal jab at one particular friend who has been depressed since the Giants sent Dallas to the golf courses. Cheer up buddy. There is always next year. Giggle.

To those former Pats fans from the Hartford area that have switched fanhood to the Giants because of Robert Kraft dissing you n the Hartford stadium location, get over it, you knuckleheads! You are missing out on so much fun! How many more games would you have attended if the stadium was in Hartford (20 minute drive) compared to Foxboro MA (2 hour drive)? I bet that number is very near zero. Made no difference to me. I bet (not that I am a gambler) that any one of you would take a job as waterboy for that organization if it was offered to you. I would...watergirl for that matter.

Perfect!