URNotAlone

For Guys Who Want Sex (01/03/08)

January 3rd, 2008 7:29 pm MST

They're all the same ...  "5'11", 175, vgl, br/br, want to meet u"    Guys, guys, GUYS! Here's a secret you should know:  many tgirls receive emails like this 10, 20, 100, 200, 2000 times A DAY. Do you honestly think your silly combination of numbers, letters and codes is going to get a girls' attention given the amount of mail we receive? ---Before this goes any further, let me assure you of one thing:  the purpose of this blog is to help you create interest in a tgirl for the purpose of turning your amazing email exchange into a date on which you very well may dazzle her into your bed for coitus eroticus with a side of moremorebabypleasethistimefromtheback. --- You may be the most incredible guy in the world ... nice, funny, sexy, wealthy, all of those things - but how am I or my tgirl sisters to know that when your email reads, "hot4u, 37, can i call u?" --- The answer, of course, is ... we can't.  It's impossible to tell whether you're an articulate heavenly body with 10" of sex to ride or a balding, moronic bridge troll.  (For the record, anyone who uses "u" instead of "you" in an email to me is immediately on double secret bridge troll probabation before the conversation even starts.  Idiots.)---Now, only you know whether your ultra suave "26, hot, shaved, whatchu wearing?" emails are getting a good response from the sexy chickies.  Perhaps you're sending those suckers out and tgirl pussy is flocking to you like Brad Pitt on a solo vacation.  If so, feel free to exit this blog and email me immediately because I would love to talk to you about that little miracle and whether you can teach me to turn water into wine.  ---  However, if your email response rate is ... flaccid, then read on:  your able minded dirty tgirl has some guaranteed email pointers to make us girls a bit hotter and your nights a lot stickier. -- Tip 1:  Know Your Audience.    I've already established that every day a whole truckload of indistinguishable emails arrive in my inbox.  I typically delete them because they're lame, lousy and just like all of the others.  So which ones do I respond to?  --- Here's one that I got the other day.  I responded to it because it showed he put some effort into it, it got my attention, it was different, it was funny and it was polite, while still playful.  My thoughts about the email are in parenthesis ...  ----Danielle,I am writing because I came across your profile and thought it was pretty cool. (Not a firecracker beginning, but not bad either).  Then I looked at your pictures and things got hotter. (a so-so play on words, but a built in compliment too - and not one spelling mistake so far ... woo-hoo!).  I'm a 29 year old professional, single and a bit of a free spirit. You seem like one too.  That may sound a bit odd (to be honest, I am) because most people think 'earthy crunchy' when they hear 'free spirit', but it's all over your profile.  From your smile to your sexy bio (this is getting better) to your penchant for Dominance & submission, it's clear you are pretty open minded.I have some experience in the D/s area (intriguing).  Let me ask you, how did you get started? (it's a VERY dirty story). Are you Dominant or a sub.  And why?I'm very interested to learn more about you and I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have about me. (this is as it should be)  If you aren't interested in responding, take care and thank you for reading this. (a very polite ending).Happy New Year! ---Name WithheldI  --- Is this the greatest email I've ever read? Honestly, no.  But it's 1) different without being really weird, 2) it's obvious that he read my profile and didn't just look at the pictures, 3) it's respectful and coherent, and 4) it doesn't have that "I'm going to compliment you a few times so you'll meet me and I can cum all over you" vibe to it.And of course, boys - he asked me a few questions, which prompts me to reply (see, the word is even built into this).Bottom line:  He learned a little about me and asked some questions based on what he had learned - and that got my attention.  ---- Tip 2:  Challenge Your Target.Here's another email I recently received:If I can guess your measurements, dress size and the color panties you are wearing, will you IM with me for 15 minutes?Short, sweet and pretty creative if you ask me ... he got a response too.  A totally different tact, but it worked.    ---- Tip 3:  Time Your Flattery.This is a tough one.  I get a lot of emails that are basically one long complimentary puke session about how beautiful/hot/sexy I am.  To some degree, they're sweet and I try to acknowledge most of them with a quick email thanking them for the compliment.  I'm certain many other girls don't do this.  I understand why, since normally Mr. Suave's reply to my thank you goes something like this: "42 mwm here.  are those real?"   ---- I'd love to breathlessly reply, "oooh baby-baby with that hot married cream stick and the prepubescent teen at home,  I can't wait to put my maybe real/maybe fake tits around that 42 year old sex-shaft and make it cooze all over.  Your writing style is so amazing and I can tell you really like me from your dynamic prose that conjures thoughts of long, sticky nights talking to you in coded klingon, you fucking douchebag" - but even my sarcasm has limits.  Those get the instant delete from me.  Anyway, compliments can work, but dish them out like $50s, not like dimes. ----- LASTLY, a note about pictures - guys, they help.  They do.  And if your profile doesn't have one, you're at a huge disadvantage.  I'm not talking about whether you're good looking or not ... the lack of photo leads women to assume you're 1) married, 2) in the witness protection program, and 3) insanely ugly.  Honestly, that lack of photo might help you keep your privacy, but I guarantee you it will cause you to keep your pants on too.  And that's just the way it is. ---- So there you have it ... my little gift to you.  A "how to" for email success.  Follow this guide and you'll go from email to date to the resevoir tip in no time, you handsome stud.  Just make sure you call her again if you cum on her.  We appreciate that! ----- xoxo   - Danielle (your tip giving, g-string wearing tgirl wench)