URNotAlone

Parking lot propositions

November 1st, 2007 10:09 pm MDT

As always I try to impart some wisdom to those around me. I thought this up on the way home from the Village the other night. On a side note I saw my sweetie and was thrilled!! I had a lot of fun this weekend past. Stay safe my sisters and be good to yourself first.

Shoes 75.00, purse 35.00, Satin blouse 95.00, Leather mini 125.00, parking and drinks 110.00, Pedicure & Manicure 95.00, Jewelry 350.00, Matching black lace Bra & panty set 65.00, and a few hours of angst to get my hair and makeup perfect. Now I look great and am ready for a wonderful night on the town. When I arrived alone, you are there or perhaps you have yet to arrive. I can see you didn't take nearly as much time and effort in your appearance as I did. No matter perhaps you have a winning personality or a sweet disposition and grasp of the world around us.

As I sit here still alone and waiting for you to arrive my mind wanders. Will you be tall, will you be strong and self assured. Will you impress me with you impeccable taste and world knowledge. Am I going to be flattered by your praise and adoration of my efforts to look stunning for you? As the hours creep by I'm still patiently waiting for you. Please don't make me wait all night, I really would like to chat. Alas the night is over and you have yet to arrive.As I walk to my car and prepare for the drive home you finally approach. your smile dazzles in the dim light of the street.

I smile graciously as you profess your desire but wait......

You were not there when I got ready tonight.
You didn't help me get ready to go nor did you want to.
You didn't pick me up nor did you escort me to the party why should you.
You didn't help me out of my car or pay the valet when I arrived.
You didn't arrive with me or concern yourself with my safety when I did arrive.
You couldn't burden yourself with a small cover charge.
You didn't light my cigarettes but you expected me to give you one.
You didn't buy me a drink nor did you want to yet you expected to share mine.
You didn't spend any time or meaningful effort to get to know me, why should you.
You are not at all interested in what I am looking for nor did you listen.
You were not there to keep me company so what if I was alone.
You didn't concern yourself with my efforts to attend, your manner shows you took none.

As my thoughts wander across the preceding list. I can plainly see you dear are a pathetic and not for me.

I know, I know, you were busy and tied up all night long.
You could not be bothered with treating me with respect.
I know, I know, you think I did all this for you.
Your are so wonderful, Mister you need to get a clue.

Why on earth should I give you any attention at all.
I am polite yet still not interested in your meaningless tripe.
How can you expect so much from me.
I should just bow before you and get on my knees.
Get a clue and get a life, get going right now, get out of my sight.

It's late and I am tired, I'm going home now.
Grow up little boy and you might see me around.
I will not wait since I know your kind.
You will be back tomorrow with the same tired line.
You give nothing and expect it all.

Just a little note for the boys who try this game.
You must first learn to plant if you want to release your seed.

Your parking lot proposition will never succeed.