URNotAlone

Clearing the brush

September 1st, 2011 8:52 pm MDT

Life is always one thing compared against another. And animals seem to come into play often. How hungry are you? Hungry like a horse? How tall are you? Tall like a giraffe. How slow are you? Slow like a snail? How dirty are you? Dirty like a pig? Why do we compare ourselves to animals? Hmmmm

Maybe it is because the manlier we are, the more we appear like them. And one thing in common with them is hair. Other creatures groom it, but we actually try to remove it. Scissors or razors seem like a simple solution, but it grows back. Maybe removing it manually will look better; plucking, waxing. But it grows back. How else can we do it? Ah that fancy light stick call the laser, we can fry out the roots without damaging the skin around.

That works!

I am working on getting away from the animals, and becoming more 'humanly'. There is something about running ones legs against a smooth pair of stocking, the feeling of smooth, no hair, no resistance. I have had a few wax Brazilians, but why subject myself to that repeated pain, when a few blasts of the bright light can solve the problem for ever.

So far, I have had about 10 sessions on my face, that is almost clear now, just a few hairs here and there. My lower legs have been zapped 3 times, so far less each time. I won a free 'Balls and All' from a local laser clinic, so I went for that and a follow up session. Had a session today. Definitely a more painful place to zap so far!

Once the lower legs are clear, I am moving upward to the thighs, then the torso, and finally the (under)arms. That should have all the unwanted hair removed. Let's see if I can get it all started by 2013.