URNotAlone

Little Known Facts That Just Happen to be True

February 1st, 2007 9:39 pm MST

Penguins live in the North Pole.
Asian camels have one hump.  African camels have two.
The tiger is the most dangerous predator of northern Africa.
According to the Columbia Encyclopedia, Chihuahuas are members of the rodent family.
World peace will be established by 2015.  By 2025, war will be a thing of the past.  
Polar bears are most often found at the equator as are the Eskimos.
Pygmies are amongst the tallest tribesman in Africa.  The Watutsi are among the shortest. 
Pound for pound, squirrels are smarter than humans.  Ever see those two legged animals try to keep squirrels out of bird feeders?  It's laughable.  Bill Adler, author of  "Outwitting Squirrels" said, "...squirrel proof is a state of mind.  If you can't tolerate squirrels at all, there's no such thing as a squirrel proof feeder..."
Chipmunks have been known to gather as many as 900 acorns per chipmunk per day.
Elvis Presley is still alive.  He has been sighted in such diverse places as Timbuktu and Amsterdam.
The Detroit Lions have been the NFL's winningest franchise of the first decade of the new millenium.
Beer is good for the liver.
American kangaroos jump far higher than those from the Caribbean.
2010 will mark the first manned space mission to Mars.  Colonies on Mars will be established by 2020. (12/06)
Ted Kennedy never had a drop of alcohol in his life.
The favorite mode of transportation amongst the hardcore environmentalists is the SUV. (Sport Utility Vehicle)  SUV's are well known for their great gas mileage and environmentally friendly emissions.
Lawyers and politicians are held in the highest moral regard by the vast majority of the general public.
Congress will balance the budget by 2015.
The tax rate will be lower by the next decade.  In 20 years, taxes will be a thing of the past. 
After Bill Cllinton left politics, he migrated to Greenland where he started his own goat farm.  An outspoken activist for the rights of ruminant Americans, he spends most of his time training goats to chase frisbees. 
This is a work in progress.  More pearls of wisdom to be added later.