Annette Bowser Brunette
"is relaxing down at the OLD GOATS CLUB"
Journal Entries for Annette Bowser Brunette
CD names you're not likely to see
February 9th, 2007 10:32 pm MST
I don't know about the rest of you but it seems that half the people I meet in this community are named "Stephanie", "Michelle" or "Tiffany." Now there's nothing wrong with these names but really, they have to be the most overused monikers on the planet next to Smith, Jones and Sullivan. It reminds me of the sketch in Monty Python where everyone goes by the name "Bruce".
Goodday, Bruce.
Oh, hello Bruce. How are yer?
Bit Crock, Bruce.
It turned out everyone was Bruce, that is until Michael came along. To avoid "confusion" they changed his name to Bruce as well!
It's not my job to engage in polemics but the next time you meet one of these "Michelle's", you might suggest they change their name to something a bit more original. Like for instance ............
Bertha ... Muffy ... Queenie. How about it? Any takers? No laughing!!! I can almost guarantee you'll be unique! No kidding! Need more choices? How about ....
Ethel ... Gertrude ... Myrtle ... Ruth ... Martha ... Leona ... Eunice ... (I knew a Eunice in grade school...legend has it that this adult chaperone was a squid wrestler) Prudence ... Fanny ... Gretta ... Patsy ... Maude ... Zipporah ... (Zippy?...yes, I saw this name on a time card once) Mindy ... Droxine ... Helga ... Inga ... Sidney ... Hortense ... Gidget ... Ivy ... Betsy ... Hilda ... Beulah ... Agatha ... Agnes ... Regina ... Cookie ... Astrid ... Penelope ... Dottie ... Ramona ... Gaye ... Lydia ... Sybil ... Stella ... Dale .... Betty Lou ... Lucretia ... Glenda ... Lilly ... Priscilla ... Edna ... Violet ... Winnie ... Charlotte ... Blanche ... Elsie ... Bonnie ... Louise ... Florence ... Dorothy ... Kitten ... Gladys ... Henrietta ... Cassandra ... Brunhilde (Broomhilda?) ... Hope ... Beatrice ... Bunny ... Igor (wait a minute, wrong gender) ... Josephine ... Beryl ... Dagmar ... Mildred ... Mortissia ... Harriet ... Mathilda ... Monique ... Millicent ... Blair ... Hyacinthe ... Isabelle ... Peaches ... Daisy ... Lolly ... Dolly ... Molly ... Polly ... Good Golly! ...
What about it readers? Any more original cd names that you can think of?
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Hey Annette !
Where is ~ZELDA~ ?
*Kisses*
~KAREN~
What of Hazel, Esmerelda, Genavive, Lucretia, oh and my nickname Missy.
My all time favorite Zoe.
Melissa
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...but Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson!
So howsabout dropping the quotes and just be Bowser? Now that's original!
Oh Annette! Without even looking at the profile of the author, I knew this article could ONLY be written by YOU! haha VERY FUNNY! Typical Annette!
By the way...what's wrong with Kitten? Thats an adorable name. Thanks for listening...now you can go back to making pictures of Karen Reeves being eaten by giant squirrels!
Annette--Your journal posts are so funny. I couldn't stop laughing! Keep 'em coming!
Best wishes, Kim